Father’s Day 2021 is here! While I miss my father on this day, here are 10 very funny quotes that make me laugh when I think about my Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

  1. “If you’re not yelling at your kids, you aren’t spending enough time with them.” – Mark Ruffalo
  2. “Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24 to 36 hours.” – Conan O’Brien
  3. “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain
  4. “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfield
  5. “My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” – Bob Odenkirk
  6. “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.”- George W. Bush
  7. “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart
  8. “I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?’” – Bill Hicks
  9. “There should be a children’s song: “If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let dad sleep.” – Jim Gaffigan
  10.  “I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” – Rita Rudner